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Milbank Finally Answers! — See Also

The Answer To If Milbank Will Top the Scale Is!: Nah. They're paying out market bonuses.

It Pays To Work In Texas!: Vinson & Elkins announced bonuses!

...And Other Places, Too!: Simpson Thacher, Covington & Burling, and A&O Shearman.

The Biggest Loser: Lindsey Halligan manages to lose two cases at once!

ICE Is Using ChatGPT To Do Their Paperwork: If ethics won't stop them from arresting children, why wouldn't it stop them from half-assing their paperwork?

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Biglaw Bonus Season Arrives! — See Generally

Cravath Starts Bonus Season, Everyone Begin The Freakout: The firm kicked off the year-end festivities and peers began the scramble to match.

Lindsey Halligan Sets New Low Score: Trump’s most loyal lawyer somehow managed to botch our already subterranean expectations.

Biglaw Firm Celebrating The Holidays With Some Mandatory Togetherness: Associates expecting a bonus announcement found out they'd be spending more time enjoying the privilege of fluorescent lighting.

Judge Jerry Smith’s Goes Full Wingnut In Texas Redistricting Case: And, to be clear, the Supreme Court will find a way to sanewash it.

Disbarment Shoe Drops: Josh Kindred’s long-running ethics circus ends exactly where everyone knew it would.

DoorDash Driver Learns Viral Content Can Be A Felony: Refusing to put on pants is already the most popular reason to call DoorDash.

Biglaw’s Latest Transatlantic Marriage Proposal: Ashurst and Perkins Coie look to join forces.

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This Is Not The Announcement You Were Looking For — See Also

Biglaw Firm Announces In-Person Requirements Instead Of Bonuses: Learn how to read the room, Reed Smith.

Paul, Weiss Rewards Employees With Market Value Bonuses: Gotta reward the associates that stuck by them somehow!

The Trend Setter Announces Bonuses!: Vartabedian Hester & Haynes bonuses are on the market scale!

Bonus Medley!: Skadden, Cleary Gottlieb, Debevoise & Plimpton, White & Case, Davis Polk, Baker Botts, and Proskauer.

DOJ Issues Charges After 'Trump Whore' Hoax: There are better ways to use your time in law school.

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Bonus Season Has Begun! — See Also

Cravath Is Spreading Some Holiday Cheer!: Nothing brightens the spirit like some green!

And They Aren't The Only Ones!: McKool Smith, Paul Hastings and Cadwalader line their associates' pockets with cash!

A Disbarment Long Fought For: The profession wishes you adieu, Josh Kindred!

Praying For Hallucinations: Is AI or human error to blame for this misreading of Jones?

Will The ABA Finally Get Rid Of Its Diversity Requirements: Been on its last legs for a while now.

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Another Day, Another Merger — See Also

Ashurst Merges With Perkins Coie: Together they have $2.58B in gross revenue!

Relating To A Kardashian: Failing the bar sucks. More bar prep doesn't make it any better.

There Goes Another Benchslap!: Judge Fitzpatrick orders the DOJ to turn over everything.

Harvey Heads To Oxford!: The AI law school software has crossed the pond!

DoorDash Girl Charged With Felonies: Sharing a video of someone passed out in their home didn't go so well.

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Smile, You’re On ‘Instant Karma Camera’ — See Generally

Racist Rant Costs Biglaw Recruiting Director Their Job: Hard to sell diversity when you’re caught on video proving why it’s needed.

From Dominatrix To Defamation: A Lawsuit Odyssey: Biglaw’s latest scandal reads like a rejected Netflix pilot that still somehow got renewed.

Legal Gala Enjoys Uncharacteristic Excitement As Lawyer Heckles Paul Weiss: Firm chair's speech focused on justice and an audience member pointedly asked why Trump's the one the firm's rewarding.

Law Schools Place Clerkship Stats Over Students: Law schools hide information about judges that might convince their students to protect themselves.

Lindsey Halligan’s Big Day Out: Trump’s most loyal lawyer finally gets her courtroom moment, though probably not the kind she imagined.

Court Greenlights LSU’s Thoughtcrime Hunt: University can continue to consider retaliating against professor for criticizing Trump and Gov. Landry.

Roberta Kaplan Explains Importance Of Creativity: The celebrated litigator discusses how imagination fuels high-stakes advocacy.

Justice Breyer's Positivity Is Strategic: The retired justice sounds out-of-place as the horrors add up, but part of resistance is believing in a future.

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Laterals Don’t Usually Come With Escort Accusations — See Also

Former Partner Accused Of Calling Dominatrix On Company Time: And that's just the tip of the iceberg!

Judge Panel Lets LSU "Investigate" Law Professor Who Said A Curse Word: Are they just virtue signaling to the President?

Academics Compare Biden And Trump Judges To "Get The Conversation Going": Shame that the conversation is about poking holes in their methodology.

Temporary Setback: Kim K. can take steps to pass the bar next time -- so can you!

Want To Focus On Criminal Law?: These are the law schools you should be applying to!

This Should Make Gift Shopping Easier: These books make for great stocking stuffers!

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Politeness Matters, Even In Biglaw — See Generally

Kirkland Lawyers Sent To Etiquette School: Feedback suggests they don't play well with others.

DOJ Warns Judge That They're Not Going To Listen Anyway: Government lawyers extend courtesy of informing judge of upcoming contempt.

Conservatives Already Dreaming Of Impeaching All Those Radical Leftist Reagan Judges: Federalist Society's annual "let's pretend this isn't a political conference" conference calls upon Republican lawmakers to start impeaching judges blocking Trump administration.

Cadwalader Spotted At The Merger Mixer Again: Firm reportedly in talks with top-50 suitor, proving that “it’s complicated” can also apply to corporate law.

Judge Resigns Over Traffic Tickets: After facing disciplinary action for minor violations, one judge decided to yield rather than fight the citation-industrial complex.

Not All Heroes Wear Capes... Some Are Wrapped Up: D.C. Sandwich Thrower trial offered plenty of comedy.

Simpson Thacher Starts Working For Trump: Another of the elite firms embroiled in Trump payola deals has taken on administration work.